Love 101

This is just the mid-term

I. Do as directed (or else?) Fill in the blanks or answer the following with one of the three choices:

1. The number of fights in the first month is directly proportional to ____________. (the square of the dumb conversations, the exact level of understanding when nobody talks, the number of times you have fallen off the bed)

2. What is the exact amount of liquor needed to get the truth out of him/her?
a)2 gallons plus what he/she will puke.
b)half a litre more than the tears shed in the past eight months of the relationship.
c)Who the f**k is sober enough to measure?

3. What does the time period of a relationship depend upon?
a) How long you can stop staring at other singles.
b) How many times you say "I Love you...now let's go to bed" before you get drunk.
c) How good you are where it really matters. (wink)

4. Love me for a reason, let the reason be _______. (Money, Sex, all of the above)

5. What is the minimum number of people it takes to screw up a relationship?
a) Including in-laws?
b) Zero.
c) The Lord of the Flings plus the fellowship of the affirs plus the two flowers plus the bloody returning king who has Harry's wand.

6. The instrument that is used to measure love is called _______. (Foot-ruler, Spank-o-meter, Infrared that also checks number of hickies)

7. Love is _______. (Invisible, The "Him and Her" sections of my blog, the best feeling you get when you are blind)

8. Every couple has an equal and opposite _______. (swinger-couple, charge - I mean money, possess-assessissuss-iveness factor)

9. When two people fall in love that are admitting to being ______. (insanely horny, out-of-mind and out-of-money, ready to be raped)

10. Which of the following are true chronologically:
a)Fall in Love - Have a kid - Get married - Stay away from each other - Become friends - Cheat on each other
b) Become friends - Get married - Have a kid - Fall in love - Stay away from each other
c) Have a kid - Get married - Stay away from each other


If you think I have copied the above exam, then you can _______. (Try to "love" yourself, drink n shut up n drive, kiss my brown ass)