Top 10 things guys think about when they pee

Presenting an idea that originated in the weirdest of places, while doing one of the most liberating things a guy can do standing.

I've also decided that I will be making a section called "My Top 10", something to give "Him and Her" a run for it's money.

So, here are the Top 10 things guys think about when they pee (according to me, at least)

10. Gosh, this place stinks. But at least it's cleaner than my toilet in the hostel.

9. Flow velocity is equal to flow rate divided by flow area.

8. How can people even think about drinking this to remain healthy? I pity the astronauts, but at least they are going to be recycling it.

7. Just because I started before him, doesn't mean that I should finish before him.

6. Why can't I concentrate?

5. C'mon, aim for the center of the bowl!!

4. Could I move one of those naphthalene balls with the pee-force?

3. I would have asked him how he's enjoying the game, except that we are not at one.

2. I'm free!!

1. Am I awake? (Always better to check)